i used to care about what my blog looked like

i'm alyssa & i live in MD

dadpvnchers asked: i stole my moms credit card to buy your new album. im grounded for a month. not a question but i thought you might want to know i'd steal from my mom for you.

realfriendsband:

Thank you for committing credit card fraud for us

i fucking love when Tina fey plays Sarah Palin on SNL

  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

guess who’s finally not sober anymore:)

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